April 17, 2024

Horoscopes for January 12-18, 2014

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Mercury comes out of retrograde, you may become uninhibited, a bit extraverted and even a slight introspective, an antithesis to the regular abnormality of life.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Think carefully before taking a walk on the wild side. You might encounter lions and tigers and bears, oh my. Or maybe coyotes and bobcats and rattlers, oh my.

GEMINI (May 21 -June 20)

This January 1st, you have decided on the very best New Year’s Resolution ever! Remember, don’t tell anyone what it is or you may jinx it from happening.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

Try to include your loved one in most of your activities so you don’t grow apart this month. This could prove important when planning dinner out and mating.

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

Forget about work for a change and focus instead on your love life. Unless, of course, your work and your love life are intertwined. Then, well, who knows?

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

Your secret ambition to rule your world is becoming a much more attainable goal than you might have thought at first. Luckily, you live in a very tiny world.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

This month you’ll realize that your intuition and empathy make you well suited for the healing professions. Now, if you can find a job that accepts a GED, you’re in.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

This month, when Mercury is in retrograde, it may cause miscommunication, lost information and delays. Of course, it could just be the weather. Snow daze.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Resolutions, schmezolutions. This January, you will vow not to make any promises you can’t keep. Ergo, no declaration or commitment of any sort. No problem.

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

This month, your love life will be exciting, but highly unpredictable. That’s because most of this month, will be spent alone in the confines of your home.

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Good health is one of the resolutions you will want to make this year. Then again, there is something to be said for sympathy love brought on by the sniffles.

PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

A small planet in your sign this month will bring out your natural organizational and management abilities. Oh yeah, Pluto is no longer a planet. Never mind.

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