April 17, 2024

Horoscopes for January 19-25, 2014

CAPRICORN (January 19 – February 16)

You’ve built up a lot of good karma over the past year, but you can’t stand around waiting for the big payback to come. What about all the years you screwed up?

AQUARIUS (February 16 – March 11)

You’ll encounter two challenging aspects causing you to counter the urge to make a mad dash into the sunlight. Good thing, because there was a big tree in the way.

PISCES (March 20 – April 18)

Competition can be extremely motivating for you this month. After conquering your visiting nieces and nephews on wii bowling, you’re ready for the bigs.

ARIES (April 18 – May 13)

Your artwork, poems, music or other type of personal expression might not win the top prize, but at least they’ll look good hanging on the refrigerator door.

TAURUS (May 13 – June21)

This month, set a good example with your calm, positive, good-humored approach. People will take note that it’s not your usual totally freaking out reaction.

GEMINI (June 21 – July 20)

Stars say to your love life as simple as it is for your professional life as it is for your choices regarding what to wear. Sadly, you’re not a dedicated follower of fashion.

CANCER (July 20 – August 10)

This month if you let your mind run wild, you could discover a lot of amazing unexplored territories. But let your mind run mild and tunnel vision rules.

LEO (August 10 – September 16)

Roar, purr, purr some more, then roar again. You’re a lion in January, king of the jungle. Yeah, that’s it. Or else it could be that you just have to heave a fur ball.

VIRGO (September 16 – October 30)

This month, don’t go too far down that ‘who am I and what’s it all about’ road — you have parties to go to. Save the philosophical pondering for Valentine’s Day.

LIBRA (October 30 – November 23)

You’ll spend the entire month trying to impress strangers. Good luck with that. There is absolutely no chance of impressing anyone who has even heard of you.

SCORPIO (November 23 – November 29)

In January, if you really listen to what other people have to say, you will encourage them to speak more honestly. But you really don’t want to hear that stuff, do you?

OPHIUCHUS (November 29 – December 17)

You might be ever inclined to snap at colleagues or family or friends if they screw something up this month. Be careful. They just might be inclined to slap you.

SAGITTARIUS (December 17 – January 20)

Greet the New Year. Get outside and say goodbye to the old year in a completely natural way. Then, put your clothes back on before parts start to freeze and fall off.

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