August 17, 2018

Horoscopes for November 25-December 1, 2012

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

This month, take into account what’s going on in your partner’s life, and don’t get too mad. Try to think about how you’d react if you had to put up with you.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Your life will become so fast-paced that you pass by opportunities never noticing that they were even there. Funny, usually it’s opportunities passing you by.

GEMINI (May 21 -June 20)

Later this month, after days of working like crazy, you’ll be the happy recipient of some wonderful attention from the person you love most in the world – yourself.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

This November, Mars in Cancer opposes Pluto in Capricorn and your Seventh Love Moon opposes Venus in the hood. Safe bet is on Venus, even money.

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

Jupiter in Aquarius, recently direct, opposes your Sun, making it hard to focus on anything. Of course, Tequila in your bloodstream may be a contributing factor.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

This month, if the Full Moon falls into your Eighth House of joint finances, you can easily find yourself in the mating mode. In some circles, it’s called rutting.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

The ever hotheaded and furious Mars is embarking on a long stay in the place of your career. It’s even worse if you work for the government or sell insurance.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

Keeping anything you feel is important to yourself is impossible this month. Mum’s the word, on the QT, my lips are sealed – have no place in your vocabulary.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

This month people will keep telling you to have an open mind. You’ll prove them wrong by showing them that having an open mind just lets all the crap in.

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

November finds you concentrating more on your career than on family concerns. It’s okay. Your family is concentrating on spending the money from your career.

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

The heavens will send you several planetary ambassadors who will be more than happy to keep you occupied in the most amorous of ways. Give them a big hand.

PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

This month, Jupiter moves direct and your guardian angel is whispering advice in your ear. Later, you’ll blame your guardian angel for giving you the seraph flu.

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