April 17, 2024

Horoscopes for November 10-16, 2013

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

This month, you’ll need peace and quiet to think clearly. So, much like Thoreau, you’ll head out into the woods. You will solve the falling tree conundrum.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

If there’s anyone to whom you have felt attracted, this is the time to move in. You’ll appear as the most tantalizing person around, especially if trapped in an elevator.

GEMINI (May 21 -June 20)

Use your artistic nature and love of beauty and harmony to inspire others to put away their differences. If that fails, crack the whip. Leave the stilettos at home.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

Some planet’s retrograde in some zodiac sign will cause some confusion this month. Let someone else make decisions – if good, take credit – if bad, pass blame.

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

It’s possible that someone is putting words in your mouth in order to get you to act a certain way. Chew them up and spit them out. The words, not the person.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

This month, your ruler Mercury enters shrewd Scorpio and your brainpower will kick up a notch. Unfortunately, even kicked up, it’s just a notch above dullard.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

You might get the feeling that you’re all alone despite the circle of friends that surrounds and loves you. Granted, it is difficult to make a circle with two people.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

A New Moon in Libra will help you be cooperative and empathetic for several weeks. Then you’re back to your stubborn, single-minded and apathetic ways.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

November is a good month to go fly a kite or feel the wind blow through your hair on top of a mountain peak. Just remember to come down before it gets dark.

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

Thanksgiving is when friends and family gather to express their gratitude, followed by a feast. This year, you’ll hear a lot of “at least you’ve got your health.”

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Don’t believe everything you hear this month. Don’t believe everything you see, either. Heck, for that matter, don’t believe everything you touch, taste or smell.

PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

This month, you’ll be loving and social, and your popularity will increase. When the money’s gone and all your spending ends, they don’t come around any more.

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