June 1, 2023

Horoscopes for October 26-November 1, 2014

CAPRICORN (January 19 – February 16)

In October, you may be of two minds about something. This will come as a great relief. Until this October, you were of three or more minds about most things.

AQUARIUS (February 16 – March 11)

You going to fall in love with yourself all over again this October. Like before, you will get along well for a while, then fight, leading to a painful breakup.

PISCES (March 20 – April 18)

Some forecasts show that your fashion choices, your musical taste and your overall style have everyone buzzing with admiration. Other forecasts say “nah.”

ARIES (April 18 – May 13)

This month, you could have a flash of inspiration that illuminates the potential future in a profound way. Not to worry – like a kidney stone, this too shall pass.

TAURUS (May 13 – June21)

Your feelings are deep and your convictions intense. You’re feeling all warm and fuzzy, or is it hot and sticky? Nothing that a bath or stint in the sauna couldn’t cure.

GEMINI (June 21 – July 20)

Be open to the possibility of asking for help from someone in a higher position than you. Remember, the person on top is in control of the whip and handcuffs.

CANCER (July 20 – August 10)

In October, you discover the need to lighten up and live life to the hilt — it’s party time, if the stars have their say. And who are you to argue with the stars?

LEO (August 10 – September 16)

You’re feeling ever so stressed this month. You can alleviate the tension by going out for a run or a swim or a walk or to yoga or through snacks. I prefer Ho Hos.

VIRGO (September 16 – October 30)

Talk back to your kids, tell your boss you’re done with overtime or explain to your mate that this time you’re right. Then run, run like the wind. Don’t look back.

LIBRA (October 30 – November 23)

Domestic bliss is always something to strive for. No exceptions in October. Wow – looks like you’re going to fall short again, but it sure beats the usual misery.

SCORPIO (November 23 – November 29)

The stars say you should avoid folks who are always telling you what to do with your life. That means living in that fallout shelter you just stocked for Dec 21st.

OPHIUCHUS (November 29 – December 17)

This month, you will get excited about something that will turn out not to be quite the real thing. Waking up sober next to that stranger may be a game changer.

SAGITTARIUS (December 17 – January 20

Don’t focus on what isn’t happening, or what you don’t have, or what isn’t going right. Leave that to your friends and relatives. It’s Ophiuchus Miller time.

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