October 18, 2018

Horoscopes for October 14-20, 2012

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

You will consider taking a trip to a distant state or foreign country, perhaps one associated with a great spiritual tradition. Or, just hang out in Sedona for a week.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Feeling that your co-workers are taking unfair advantage of you will start you thinking of going into business for yourself. Now, where to set up your cubicle.

GEMINI (May 21 -June 20)

Stress and job frustration will have you thinking about breaking free, walking out the door, and getting on the first plane somewhere else. One word: Galapagos.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

You will be very eager to get your body in shape. But, once again, there’s a serious danger of burning yourself out. Much safer to stick to that couch potato routine.

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

With ghouls and goblins coming out at night, you will be amorous, passionate, and in the mood for romance. Only Leos find Night of the Living Dead a turn-on.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

Venus and Mars will help maintain peace when working with your family. Then that retrograde thing happens and all hell breaks loose. Run like the wind Virgo.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

You will want to brighten up your place by buying furniture, carpets, curtains, and pieces of art. On the other hand, you’re broke, in debt and facing unemployment.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

You will want to be alone this month, but visitors will drop by or equipment will go on the blink requiring repairs. Don’t you wish visitors could go on the blink?

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

You will have the opportunity to look inside your head and become better acquainted with yourself. Wasn’t really what you were hoping to find, was it?

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

Halloween is upon us again, and once again, you have no idea for a costume. In AZ, everyone is dressing as a migratory worker in a cargo van with a leaf blower.

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

You may not be able to go to Italy, but at least you can eat at an Italian restaurant. Next week, Indian food, then Thai, then Chinese. The possibilities are endless.

PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

This month, try to analyze what’s going on, gathering information before reacting. Then, lash out with the thunder of Thor and the speed of Mercury. Or not.

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