February 28, 2024

Horoscopes for September 16-22, 2012

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

You will be invited to a Paint Ball tournament among a group of your coworkers. You will sadly miss the event, spending too much time rolling the paint balls.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

High spirits will be in motion as the Moon in Gemini conjuncts Mars in your sector of self-expression. Expression has more to do with high spirits than the Moon.

GEMINI (May 21 -June 20)

This month, the Moon in mellow Taurus sextiles your ruling planet Venus in domestic Cancer. I have no idea what this means, but some Geminis will go, “Oooh.”

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

It’s a good time to take stock of what is really bothering you and work toward resolving your underlying life issues. This could mean moving to Kuala Lampur.

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

You’ll undergo a rapid transition from anger to wistfulness back to anger again. Hopefully, you’ll get back to wistfulness, kinda depends on that retrograding stuff.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

This month, you have a tendency to view yourself as a character in an adventure or romantic movie. Later, reality strikes back and you realize you’re not in the credits.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

You can’t actually change your residence when you feel that familiar restlessness, but you can take yourself off to a faraway spot. Visit Cancer in Kuala Lampur.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

An inner tug of war between what is and what could be occurs in September. As usual, the what is wins. It could be a good thing, depending on what is, is.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Verbal communication is not your forte and it will be difficult for you to express what you are really feeling. Still, try to disagree without the use of your finger.

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

There may a financial or emotional bonus coming. And, whether a bunch of loot or love affair, you’ll be delighted. Then again it may not happen. Who knows?

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Astrologers will line up to offer you some really encouraging news this month. I’ll be hanging around to let you know it’s going to be more of the same old, same old.

PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

Aided and abetted by a cluster of powerhouse planets, you have a strong feeling of confidence this month. Until, that is, you learn Pluto is one of the planets.

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