April 17, 2024


I’ve heard you say your fellow man,
And fellow woman, too,
Is “crazy as a crocodile
Who’s feet are stuck in glue.”

“As batty as a bedbug” or
“As loony as a lark”
“As zany as a zebra” or
“As quirky as a quark”;

“As silly as a sailor” or
“As pouty as a punk”
“As goofy as a gopher” or
“As squirrely as a skunk.”

A brand new study indicates
You didn’t speak too soon:
One-quarter of Americans
Are loopy as a loon!

Quote: “One in four exhibit signs
Of clear insanity.”
(Which makes me stop and wonder where
They keep the other three.)

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