December 13, 2017

New Toys

While the toy recalls mount through the ceiling,
Sending outsourcing importers reeling,
And Barbie’s lead paint
Causes Elmo to faint,
While the Easy Bake Oven is peeling,
There’s an old fashioned movement re-starting,
Causing Wal-Mart and Cosco some smarting,
‘Cuz without Einstein Blocks
To stuff in kids’ socks,
Toys R Us, from their profits, is parting.

They are words often spoken by mothers,
And repeated by grandmas and others,
Fisher Price is appalled
‘Cuz they can’t be recalled:
“Just go play with your sisters and brothers!”

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