Loveland Lights in the Sky
Q: On the evening of March 22, 2009, at approximately 19:45 hours, I was traveling southbound on I-25 approximately five miles north of the Loveland, CO area when I noticed a set of lights in the sky that were approximately 250’ above the ground.The craft was perfectly stationary as it “hovered” in the air, neither tilting nor moving in any specific direction. As I traveled closer I was able to see that its dimmed lights were part of an aircraft/mechanical object. Did I just have a close encounter?
A: A hovering craft spotted over a place called Loveland (the land of love) with its lights dimmed suggests to me that a couple of teenage aliens were parking over a quiet, romantic area hoping for their own close encounter.
Q: The crop circles season came early this year. Just the first few days of the year, three were reported and two resembled wildlife–a jellyfish and a dragonfly. The first jellyfish crop circle in the world was sighted on June 2, 2009 in Oxfordshire, Great Britain. Why are more crops circles showing again so early and in abundance? What is the meaning of wildlife designs being added to the collection? How can these intricate designs so perfect in geometry and proportions can be considered a hoax?
A: Well, the unemployment rate is way up and wildlife designs do add an artistic variance. As for being a hoax; when one shows up in the sewer plant weeds of Sedona, it will add credibility to alien creativity.
Q: There have been a series of sightings of hairy hominoids in South Carolina. The chief of the Columbia Police Department reported that his department had received reports of a large bipedal creature being spotted around the area of the Columbia Waterpark. With the enocomy in its current state, the water park doesn’t need any negative publicity. What do you think it could have been?
A: There are many explanations. One being that the creature was a large, hairy guy afraid of waxing. Another being a large raccoon standing on its hind legs, which they often do when they are eating. It could also have been a Bigfoot on vacation. They arere known to love a good water slide.
Q: Is the end of the world as we know it coming in 2012?
A: The end of the world as we know it happens every time we blink.
