April 17, 2024

Horoscopes for December 29, 2013 – January 4, 2014

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

It could be you were born with the words ‘if merely human, do not approach’ etched on your aura. You also probably celebrated Chrsitmukkah. Oye Ho Ho.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

You want to visit some exotic land for the holidays but can’t afford it. You’ll rent a foreign flick with subtitles, drink hot Chai latte and eat Bon Bons. Close enough.

GEMINI (May 21 -June 20)

You’ ll decide to take up with a new peer-group – the kind that’s into a spiritual, religious or metaphysical cause. It’s a good thing you’re used to sleeping alone.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

You can talk your way out of almost any situation that arises this month. The only quandary that perplexes Cancer is re-gifting some of your Christmas presents.

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

A New Moon in the house of play might save a relationship from the wrath of Pluto in December. We’re talking dark skies here, not a butt out of the car window.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

It could be an extreme make-over is the order of the month. That could be because your usual order of the month is a double cheeseburger, fries and a milkshake.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

The relationship between transiting Venus in Scorpio, Mars in Leo, and Jupiter in Aquarius is moving into a t-square, with an outlet in the sign of Taurus. Yikes.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

Something might be said behind closed doors over the holidays that leaks out to another, stirring your anger. Get over it. Remember, size doesn’t really matter.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

You could become in touch with ghosts of the past and be tempted to retreat from the fray of your everyday life. Sounds like a Dickens’ Christmas Carol to me.

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

In December, there could be aid coming to you from a secret source that is unknown to others but of great benefit to you personally. Maybe that’s a secret sauce.

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Something odd is going on with your taste lately. It’s not like you had good taste before, but now your dog wants to lift his leg on your daily choice of clothing.

PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
You are at the center of a wonderful social circle this month and enjoying bringing people together by organizing events, like the local dreidel spinning contest.


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