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Horoscopes for May 11-17, 2014

CAPRICORN (January 19 – February 16)

You might want to avoid rushing into any big financial deals. Of course, not having any money, poor credit and a shaky job may play into your decisions.

AQUARIUS (February 16 – March 11)

Let your creativity run wild this May and you might just make a couple of new friends along the way. Your sane friends will likely abandon you in a heartbeat.

PISCES (March 20 – April 18)

Misplaced keys? Can’t find your glasses? No idea where your favorite shirt is hiding? It could seem things are topsy-turvy. Or, you could be in the wrong house.

ARIES (April 18 – May 13)

There’s nothing like a rigorous workout to soothe some jangled nerves. There’s nothing like a pitcher of margaritas to soothe some quarrels with some relatives.

TAURUS (May 13 – June21)

May is a great time for socializing of all kinds. Well, not all kinds. There are times when you have to let your friends go to do idiotic things that make great stories.

GEMINI (June 21 – July 20)

You’ll be feeling lucky, and the chance for romance is looking good. Plan a great date or head out on the town with friends. Try to get farther than Cornville.

CANCER (July 20 – August 10)

This month, you are ready for anything; travel, adventure, new experiences, new friends. You are open to all of it. Make sure you’ve had all of your shots.

LEO (August 10 – September 16)

You’ll stop doing the same old things the same old ways and experiment with new ideas and new techniques. But that will get old fast. Back to the same ol’ same ol’.

VIRGO (September 16 – October 30)

Are you feeling a sense of insecurity? A sense of instability? Is it uncomfortable? Better get used to it because this is what’s in store all month long in May.

LIBRA (October 30 – November 23)

Be cautious about romantic opportunities that come your way. Remember, everyone looks better at closing time and that’s not a current online dating photo.

SCORPIO (November 23 – 29)

People keep reminding you if everything was always smooth sailing, you’d never learn anything, would you? Perhaps this month, you’ll learn to ignore them.

OPHIUCHUS (November 29 – December 17)

You need to avoid attention to let your emotional batteries recharge. You’ll want to put down the duck, stop mixing pink and green clothes and comb your hair.

SAGITTARIUS (December 17 – January 20)

The urge to flirt will overtake you this month, and you are almost powerless to resist. Just remember, relationships with inanimate objects is frowned upon in AZ.

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