February 27, 2024

The Universe

cur-mudg-eon (cur-muj’un), n. [origin unknown] 1. archaic: a crusty, ill-tempered, churlish old man. 2. modern: anyone who hates hypocrisy and pretense and has the temerity to say so; anyone with the habit of pointing out unpleasant facts in an engaging and humorous manner.

“Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man does not have to experience it.”
— Max Frisch

“The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”
— Kilgore Trout

“I’m astounded by people who want to know the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”
— Woody Allen

“In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
— Douglas Adams

“The crux…is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.”
— William J. Broad

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
— Rich Cook

“There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don’t know what it’s a plan for.”
— Fred Hoyle

“We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.”
— Ray Bradbury

“My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.”
— Christopher Morley

“I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.”
— Edward Chilton

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
— Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson)

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