April 21, 2024


by Doug “Rabbit” Sutherland

Congressional approval has
Completely gone to hell!
Just nine percent of people think
That Congress doesn’t smell!

Which means that the electorate
Ranks cockroaches above
Their view of legislators in
The battle for their love!

And, also ranking higher than
That noble band of thieves
Are root canals and traffic jams
And colonoscopies!

And, head lice beat the buggers, too!
And, Genghis Khan and France!
They also lost to butt cracks that
Peek over low slung pants!

But, still, that Gang’s more popular
Than ticks or bleeding scabs,
Mad Cow Disease and lobbyists,
Ebola and meth labs!



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