No Girls Allowed
I’ve always been a skeptic when
They cried, “Conspiracy!”
But, lately, it’s apparent that
They’re ganging up on me!
Not lobbyists, or lawyers, or
Republicans, or gripes.
I’m talking about plumbers and
The placement of their pipes.
Or, maybe, it’s the architects
Who all are growing taller,
And simply draw the men’s room plans
That plumbers all must foller.
At any rate, I’m 5 foot 5″
A Lilliputian prince
And when I use a public john
It makes my ego wince.
The plumbing has ascended far
Above my dignity:
The fellow with the kiddy stool
Is more than likely me!
