Headlines from Other Papers

“Worker Suffers Leg Pain After Crane Drops 800-pound Ball on His Head”

“Bridges Help People Cross Rivers”

“City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells”

“Study Shows Frequent Sex Enhances Pregnancy Chances”

“Meeting on Open Meetings Is Closed”

“Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney”

“Puerto Rican Teen Named Mistress of the Universe”

“County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds”

“An Australian Army Vehicle Has Gone Missing After Being Painted with Camouflage”

“Caskets Found as Workers Demolish Mausoleum”

“Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons”

“Statistics Show that Teen Pregnancy drops Off Significantly After Age 25”

“Meat Head Resigns”

“Barbershop Singers Bring Joy to School for Deaf”

“Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police”

“Hospitals Resort to Hiring Doctors”

“Man with 8 DUIs Blames Drinking Problem”

“New Sick Policy Requires 2-day Notice”

“Nudists Fight Erection of Towers near Wreck Beach”

“Parents Keep Kids Home to Protest School Closure”

“Police Arrest Everyone on February 22nd”

“Starvation Can Lead to Health Hazards”

“Rally Against Apathy Draws Small Crowd”

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