Love
cur-mudg-eon (cur-muj’un), n. [origin unknown] 1. archaic: a crusty, ill-tempered, churlish old man. 2. modern: anyone who hates hypocrisy and pretense and has the temerity to say so; anyone with the habit of pointing out unpleasant facts in an engaging and humorous manner.
“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”
— David Bissonette
“Love is foolish…but I still might try it sometime.”
— Floyd, Age 9
“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”
— Henny Youngman
“Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?”
— Homer Simpson
“Ah-love-the walks over soft grass, the smiles over candlelight, the arguments over just about everything else.”
— Max Headroom
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”
— Melanie Clark
“The only victory over love is flight.”
— Napoleon Bonaparte
“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”
— Oscar Wilde
“I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough.”
— Regina, Age 10
“Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring.”
— Sydney Joseph Perelman
“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
— Woody Allen
“The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.”
— Virginia Woolf
“If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.”
— Alan King
