May 25, 2018

Christmas Conspiracy

The scheme forged by Obama and
Monsanto, months ago,
Was carpet bombing cities with
A chemical, aglow,

To wash away all prudence so
We’d spend like drunken thieves
And lift up the economy
So everyone believes

That old Saint Nick is flush with cash
And Christmas woes are gone,
Our common sense all modified
Like grasses in our lawn,

So all of our resistance to
The lure of Yuletide shelves
Would disappear like magic and
We’d spend like eggnogged elves

And celebrate Black Friday as
Though prudence never lurked
(Forgetting that election day
Was solid proof it worked)!

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