July 20, 2019

Politically Correct Guys & Gals

1. She is not a Babe or Chick – She is a Breasted American.

2. She is not a Screamer or Moaner – She is Vocally Appreciative.

3. She is not Easy – She is Horizontally Accessible.

4. She is not Dumb – She is a Detour Off The Information Highway.

5. She has not Been Around – She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion.

6. She is not an Air Head – She is Reality Impaired.

7. She does not get Drunk – She gets Chemically Inconvenienced.

8. She has not had Breast Augmentation – She is Medically Enhanced.

9. She does not Nag – She becomes Verbally Repetitive.

10. She is not a Slut – She is Sexually Extroverted.

11. She does not have Major League Hooters – She is Pectorally Superior.

12. She is not a Two-Bit Whore – She is a Low Cost Provider.


1. He does not have a Beer Gut – He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

2. He is not a Bad Dancer – He is Overly Caucasian.

3. He does not Get Lost All The Time – He Investigates Alternative Destinations.

4. He is not Balding – He is in Follicle Regression.

5. He is not a Cradle Robber – He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.

6. He does not get Falling-Down Drunk – He becomes Accidentally Influentially Horizontal.

7. He does not act like a Total Ass – He develops a case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion.

8. He is not a Male Chauvinist Pig – He has Swine Empathy.

9. He is not afraid of Commitment – He is Monogamously Challenged.

10. He is not Horny – He is Sexually Focused.

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