Politically Correct Guys & Gals
1. She is not a Babe or Chick – She is a Breasted American.
2. She is not a Screamer or Moaner – She is Vocally Appreciative.
3. She is not Easy – She is Horizontally Accessible.
4. She is not Dumb – She is a Detour Off The Information Highway.
5. She has not Been Around – She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion.
6. She is not an Air Head – She is Reality Impaired.
7. She does not get Drunk – She gets Chemically Inconvenienced.
8. She has not had Breast Augmentation – She is Medically Enhanced.
9. She does not Nag – She becomes Verbally Repetitive.
10. She is not a Slut – She is Sexually Extroverted.
11. She does not have Major League Hooters – She is Pectorally Superior.
12. She is not a Two-Bit Whore – She is a Low Cost Provider.
1. He does not have a Beer Gut – He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
2. He is not a Bad Dancer – He is Overly Caucasian.
3. He does not Get Lost All The Time – He Investigates Alternative Destinations.
4. He is not Balding – He is in Follicle Regression.
5. He is not a Cradle Robber – He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
6. He does not get Falling-Down Drunk – He becomes Accidentally Influentially Horizontal.
7. He does not act like a Total Ass – He develops a case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion.
8. He is not a Male Chauvinist Pig – He has Swine Empathy.
9. He is not afraid of Commitment – He is Monogamously Challenged.
10. He is not Horny – He is Sexually Focused.
