February 28, 2024

Riverdale Renewal

I wonder, have you noticed that
The Archie Comics crew
Has been revised and modernized,
And has emerged, anew?

Sweet Betty Cooper—girl-next-door—
Is looking like a tramp!
Her jeans hang down below her hips;
Her shirt is tight and damp;

Her pony-tail is history;
The girl has shaved her head;
She looks a lot like Brittany
And spends her days in bed!

Veronica, in prison pants,
Is angry, wan, and pale!
She looks like Paris Hilton and
She spends her nights in jail!

But, kids, this is America!
Don’t whine, complain or crab!
Don’t be depressed! Instead, invest
In Riverdale Rehab!

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