4-D Printers
by Doug Rabbit Sutherland
‘Ol Bernie Madoff would be proud!
He really would! It’s true!
Because I’ve hatched a jail-proof scheme
Who’s time is clearly due!
We charlatans of noble stripe
Have one stone in our sling:
To stay one step ahead of folks
Obsessed with “The Next Thing!”
Now, 3-D printers, as you know,
Have galvanized the world.
So, what would be the next big thing
That begs to be unfurled?
Why, 4- printers! Clear as day!
And, I have them in stock!
And, for a measly hundred grand
You’ll be first on your block
To copy things that don’t exist,
Defying evolution!
And, I’ll grow rich and famous while
Immune from prosecution!
