Senior Household Hints
- Start a compost heap with that stuff in the bottom of the vegetable bin in your refrigerator.
- Patch holes in walls with leftover Thanksgiving stuffing.
- Save belly button lint and use it for stuffing teddy bears.
- Grout your kitchen and bathroom tile with cake frosting.
- Fix-A-Dent can also be used to fill cracks in furniture.
- Catnip can double as an aphrodisiac.
- Clean family heirloom china with salt and white vinegar. Then sell the junk and take a vacation.
- Drive roaches away by sprinkling that cheap wine your friends bring over around the baseboards.
- Hair spray and a lighter can be combined to burn off weeds.
- Patch road potholes with oldy, moldy, mystery leftovers.
- Stomping on scorpions can be considered aerobic exercise.
- Grind saved empty eggshells to sprinkle on icy driveways. (The emphasis here is on empty).
- Fewer showers and baths mean less mildew.
- Vodka opens tight jar lids. Sometimes a third shot is needed. It’s scotch that softens the hard water.
- Make Depends out of old t-shirts and plastic wrap.
