November 15, 2018

Top 10 Signs You Were Too Old to Trick or Treat

10. You got winded from knocking on the door.

9. You had to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You asked for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone dropped a candy bar in your bag, you lost your balance and fell over.

6. People said, “Great Boris Karloff Mask,” and you weren’t even wearing a mask.

5. When the door opened you yelled, “Trick or…..” and couldn’t remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you had a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You had to carefully choose a costume that wouldn’t dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You were the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You kept having to go home to pee.

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