Chapter Titles from “The First Truly Useful Golf Book”
1. How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
2. How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist Off the Tee
3. How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
4. Crying and How to Handle It
5. How to Rationalize a 6-hour Round
6. How to Find That Ball that Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
7. Why Your Wife Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th
8. How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome without Getting Embarrassed
9. How to Relax When You Are Hitting 5 off the Tee
10. When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
11. Re-gripping Your Ball Retriever
12. The Reason Most People Play Golf Is to Wear Clothes They Would Not Be Caught Dead in Otherwise
