MORE Murphy’s Other Laws
1. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
2. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
3. You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
4. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population.
5. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
6. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
8. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
9. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
10. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
11. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
12. Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
13. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
14. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people that weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
16. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
