November 29, 2023


It’s true: one billion people are
On Facebook day and night!
Mark Zuckerberg keeps telling us
His math is true and right.

Now, I don’t doubt his numbers but
I think I smell a rat.
“There are,” my grandpa wisely said,
“Two ways to skin a cat.”

I think he meant the starting point
Could be the nose and ears,
Or, you could turn the cat around
And start from his arrears!

So, turning Facebook head to tail
And counting from behind
Illuminates the calculus
With something new to find.

It’s true! One billion people are
On Facebook ’round the clock,
Which means six billion off-line folks
Still have the time to talk!



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