February 27, 2024

Fun Raiser

by Doug “Rabbit” Sutherland

I’ve noticed, public radio’s
Stopped begging for my car,
Regardless of it runs or not
Or if it’s plagued with tar!

Apparently, they’ve changed their minds:
They want my wife, instead!
And, if I hesitate or balk,
Then NPR is dead!

Their pitch is quite familiar as
The radio explained:
They’ll tow her off regardless of
The hundred pounds she’s gained,

While celebrating loudly that
At last, she will be free,
Will earn a super tax break and,
To boot, be rid of me!

I have but one condition to
Impose to grease the skids:
They haul the old rust bucket off
But, also, take the kids!


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