Kissing
cur-mudg-eon (cur-muj’un), n. [origin unknown]
1. archaic: a crusty, ill-tempered, churlish old man.
2. modern: anyone who hates hypocrisy and pretense and has the temerity to say so; anyone with the habit of pointing out unpleasant facts in an engaging and humorous manner.
This month’s subject: KISSING
“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” Ingrid Bergman
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” Albert Einstein
“Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.” Bernard Meltzer
“Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.” Marilyn Monroe
“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.” Joey Adams
“When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass.” Bobby Knight
“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” P. J. O’Rourke
“I’d kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs.” Cameron Diaz
“People who can’t kiss had everything given to them.” Kenny Chesney
“To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads.” Foxy Brown
“Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.” Remy de Gourmont
“If you do anything for too long, it starts to lack edge, to become too easy. Easy is the kiss of death.” Julia Ormond
“Sometimes you really dig a girl, the moment you kiss her, And then you get distracted by her older sister.” John Sebastian
