December 13, 2017

They Not Only Write To Santa Claus…

Dear God,

Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Amanda


Dear God,

Thank you for the baby brother, but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You
can look it up.

Billy


Dear Mr. God,

I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.

Janet


Dear God,

I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me.

Love,

Alison


Dear God,

How did you know you were God? Who told you?

Charlene


Dear God,

Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?

Anita


Dear God,

I bet it’s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.

Nancy


Dear God,

I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.

Glenn


Dear God,

My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?

Love,

Dennis


Dear God,

Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don’t, who does?

Nathan


Dear God,

Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?

Norma


Dear God,

I am doing the best I can. Really!!!!

Frank


Dear God,

I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What’s up? Don’t forget.

Mark


Dear God,

Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.

Peter


 

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