February 27, 2024

Horoscopes for November 4-10, 2012

CAPRICORN (January 19 – February 16)

All signs point toward November being a very good month for you. Everything will go exactly as you planned–love, money, job. Then the relatives arrive…

AQUARIUS (February 16 – March 11)

Stars forecast that someone might have a hidden agenda that doesn’t mesh all that well with what you want. As long as it stays hidden, hey, what do you care?

PISCES (March 20 – April 18)

Don’t overreact. It’s best to feel your immediate emotional reaction. Breathe. Feel it. Feel it some more. When you feel you’ve finally got the feeling…never mind.

ARIES (April 18 – May 13)

You’ve been obsessed with celebrities and gossip magazine. Read Excentric World and get informed about the current issues–or this hooey.

TAURUS (May 13 – June 21)

The joy of acquiring new information is something that lights up your life. Unfortunately, the new information this month is about your lover’s new lover. Ughh!

GEMINI (June 21 – July 20)

In November, you let everyone know you are in charge of your life, right or wrong. Your decisions will guide your life no matter how miserable you will become.

CANCER (July 20 – August 10)

Your dual nature is making life a little harder. Wait–it’s not your dual nature that’s the problem–it’s your dual personality. Wait–it’s my dual personality. No, wait.

LEO (August 10 – September 16)

Talking about the future with friends and family does little to make changes in your life. You’ll turn to your inner child only to find them in a forever time-out.

VIRGO (September 16 – October 30)

This November, romantic relationships are on your mind. Be sure to pay very close attention or one of the relationships may find you with the other. Yikes!

LIBRA (October 30 – November 23)

It’s November. It’s time for visiting relatives, Thanksgiving, football, cornucopia, pumpkins, pies, alcohol, leftovers, indigestion, bloating, hangovers–great stuff.

SCORPIO (November 23 – November 29)

This month, the stars say you need to do what you need to do for yourself. What does that even mean? Don’t you always do what you need to do? Geez!

OPHIUCHUS (November 29 – December 17)

Finally, you will accept the astrological fact that Ophiuchus is a legitimate sign–even though you stole a bunch of days and forecasts from your Scorpio friends.

SAGITTARIUS (December 17 – January 20)

You don’t have the time or the finances now to explore a foreign country so you’ll try the next best thing. An all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet is in your budget.


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